Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Kinohimitsu: J'pan D'tox 6-Day Programme Review

Kinohimitsu has been doing a lot of promotion and publicity and frankly speaking, all those advertisements did nothing but just made me recognise it’s presence. I might have thought about trying it out but I don’t really have that great a desire to actually try it out for real. But anyway, my parents went to buy boxes of it during a great sale and so I am sorta forced to consume it now. Anyway, what Kinohimitsu says is to first go through this 6-day Detox Programme before going for any other programmes they have to offer. After this I am going to embark on the Pro’White Regimen so stay tune is you’re interested!
The 6-day programme consists of 6 small bottles of either plum-flavoured juice. Apparently there’s a cranberry flavoured one too? Not sure though. Anyway, you just have to take on bottle a day consecutively for 6 days.  It’s best to consume it after eating. The taste is not really good, like there’s the fruit taste but it’s an odd sort of mixture that somehow made it seem natural…I don’t know, it’s like some reverse psychology thing. If something tastes delicious you question it’s authenticity on how natural it is,  but if it tastes odd, it’s natural. Ok nevermind:P

Here’s a detailed outline of my experience during the whole 6 days~~
Day 1: I was really excited to try this out since it promises so many things! It promises to get rid of all the old and rotting faeces that are stuck somewhere along your intestines, some amount of weight loss, better digestion, better energy…. Yeah it promises a lot. Of course I would be excited right! I was only home at night and thus only found out about my parent’s latest purchase at night and hence only tried it at night. I was so excited I decided to just start on the day itself. SO I drank one bottle just before going to bed. And imagine my dread when my stomach started churning half an hour later. Apparently I neglected the part of the instruction that says it will help to detox your body after 2 to 4 hours. But by then it was already about midnight so there’s absolutely NO WAY I was going to stay up just to shit(sorry for crude language here ^.^). And so I just happily went to sleep.
Day 2: In the morning I felt bloated but I couldn’t induce any bowel movement. Although after lunch I did have to go to the toilet. This time I made sure to drink it earlier. There was no churning though, or very little.
Day 3: I “detoxed” after lunch, and drank after lunch. Today’s detoxification was similar to the type of detoxification one gets from diarrhoea though, was watery. But today onwards I realise I have been letting out a lot of gas (SO AWKWARD!!!).
Day 4: Same, “detoxed” after lunch, consumed the drink after lunch. But bad news: the gas started becoming super smelly. But thank god it only seems to smell when I’m at home…heehee luck is on my side somehow. The smell though, is still no joke, shall not go into detail about how I bombed the toilet….XP
Day 5: The lethal gas thankfully decreased today, it was just back to normal bowel movement already.

Day 6:  The last day, but everything is already back to normal. No abnormal type of detoxification, not stomach upsets, no more smelly gas. And with that I have come to an end for the 6-day programme.

Afterthoughts: No weight loss, and I don't really know whether or not I have really detoxed....I mean, I don't feel particularly energised or anything, not that I can detect. I guess even if there is it's more of me trying to feel like something have changed? Either way, I don't think it is very very useful from the results. But maybe long-term consumption might bring about a more significant positive change.